Monday, December 12, 2011


Global Warming – Let’s Stop Discussing It

Why?

Well, to be blunt. We aren’t going to achieve anything by creating more hot air.
There are various theories about global warming; ranging from the view that it doesn’t exist to the view that the world is going to end in the next 25 years.
There are views that global warming is a natural cyclic phenomenon which is going to happen irrespective of man’s intervention. If global warming is cyclic then man can do nothing about it as the natural energy involved will far exceed anything man can generate.
There are views that the energy emitted by the sun, were it to penetrate the magnetosphere, would cause global warming on an unimaginable scale.  If one considers that a little 600 Watt microwave oven can boil water in a minute, just imagine what happens when Giga Giga watts of microwave energy heats up the oceans. Maybe the impending magnetic pole flip will offer the sun’s radiation a way in?
There are all sorts of theories and views, the most of which we can spend large amounts of time and money discussing and all of which will not change the situation.
Frankly, all this talk is in order to find a way in which to save the Human species, not the planet!  How arrogant! Were some catastrophic natural phenomenon to occur, we simply would not have the means to do anything about it.
So let’s stop talking about it.
Let’s rather start talking and doing things which are immediately doable, the other more esoteric things will follow.

What?

We should be addressing Global Pollution, not warming. Minimize pollution and many, if not all, the goals looked for in addressing global warming will be achieved.  By addressing global pollution rather than warming we will remove much of the confusion. There will be no need to spend trillions trying to define what we are talking about.
There are a few areas which can be easily addressed and I feel that by initially addressing three areas in we achieve many of the short term goals.





Pollution

In order to discuss Global pollution we need to look at the earth in a global fashion. This means that we must look at energy as a global resource, so, if a specific country/region were to reduce pollution then we all would benefit. 
We need to understand that we are all living in the same cess pool, so we need to work together in order to clean it up.

The Three Areas of Pollution are:

                      Energy Generation
                      Overpopulation
                      Deforestation

Energy Generation

Electricity is de facto our most useful source of energy. Electricity can be created in many various ways, electricity is easily transported to the place where it is to be used, electricity can be stored in many forms and released on a just in time basis and electricity can be used in tiny or huge amounts; so one must conclude that electricity is by far the best source of energy.
When electricity generation is discussed, the emphasis most often tends to be that of alternatives. Obviously alternatives need to be invented, after all this is a natural challenge to man’s curiosity, but most alternatives are too expensive, too dangerous or have worse side effects than those currently existing. A further problem is that alternatives can’t replace carbon or nuclear based generators as they do not provide sufficient output.
So let’s not concentrate on alternative ways of generating electricity.  Let’s rather consider on using less electricity.  Probably one of the largest consumers of electricity is heating water. Hot water can be used in many ways, ranging from electricity generation, to washing, to air conditioning. Reduce the use of electricity for the heating of water and we will save electricity.
In many locations we can use solar heat to carry out this heating. If we live in a hot area with many hours of sunlight, we can use the sun to warm water.  Further, in this type of environment, there is no need for esoteric heat collectors, a piece of black tube can do good job! Further, by using local labour to assemble simple collectors, many otherwise unemployable people will have a source of income.
So, by using sunlight for water heating, we can free up the electricity which would have been used, for other things and create jobs.
In other words, by using sunlight, we will have generated that amount of electricity!
How can we achieve this? To start with, let’s take a few of the billions which have been set aside for conferences, talks, research and use the money to install solar heating into every building where the climate suggests it. The money is available; all we need do is to spend it so that there is a global benefit.  And, when this impacts on the energy sources used for current electricity production, those areas which do not have sufficient natural heat will benefit by the lower prices and greater availability of those energy sources. Win, win.  

Overpopulation

We currently have upwards of seven billion people living on this planet.  Never mind that the number of people is growing at an unsustainable rate, our current resources are not catering for the current of population.  Maybe we should be looking at the quality rather than quantity of life?
If we are serious about addressing pollution, the first area to be addressed is that of population. 
Simply, if mankind does not do something to address it, nature will. Whether by way of catastrophic events in which millions at a time are killed or whether it’s because there is insufficient food and millions starve to death, it is going to happen. 
By the way, with people migrating to cities and thus creating massive population densities, even a relatively minor event has a good chance of wiping out millions at a time.

Deforestation

Earth uses forests to breath. 
Plants eat carbon dioxide and defecate oxygen.
Remove the plants and we are left with the carbon dioxide and man is left suffering all the bad effects caused by the carbon dioxide excess.
In the global scheme of things, forests, like oil, uranium and other minerals, are not the possessions of a particular person or country, they are global resources and need to be treated as such. 

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Lately I have attended a few seminars extolling Cloud Computing, but is there another side?

I wandered lonely in a cloud ...



Make no mistake, I do like clouds.  Computing clouds, that is.

I mean, that instead of a data centre full of whirring things and flashing things, making lots of noise and heat and taking up expensive floor space and requiring hoards of blue-jeaned geeks muttering their incomprehensible mutters such as “cache, lun, ipv6”, I now had two boxes called routers, each with a few flashing lights and a fibre cable connected to different exchanges via different sides of the building, plus a UPS or two. 

You see I had done MY homework, I wasn't going to accused of corporate recklessness; my solution was redundant.

Wow it’s cold in here.

Then this man in a suite, wearing a funny wig was again asking “Where was your data centre located?”  I knew the answer to that one too!

Jacques had knowingly told me the answer, with a smile, at that cloud computing seminar I’d attended, in what seems an eternity ago now.

“Not here” I answered emphatically, a suggestion of a smile on my lips as I assumed a confident pose.  “Not here” I repeated.

“If ‘Not here’, then where” persisted the wigged one.

Jacques, the cloud guru, had given me the answer to this one too:  “Not here” I repeated confidently.

The wigged one looked a little puzzled, made a note on his yellow pad and looked at me over the top of the pince-nez precariously clinging to his nasal bridge. 

“You do have data centres, don’t you?” he asked.

“Of course” I replied, “all multi-trillion corporations have data centres” I added.

“I see” he said knowingly, “It’s just that you have mislaid yours?” a raised eyebrow enquired.

He was trying to trap me, but I knew this answer too. “Oh no, I know exactly where they are; they’re in the cloud!”.

“Cumulo nimbus or cirro stratus?”  asked the brow.
I had no idea of what he was talking about, so I remained silent.

“But your data centres did go floating away, all on their own, to never never land, somewhere in the cloud, for a period of three weeks, did they not?” he asked without eyebrows or smiles, but just a steely glint.

“Well, no, uhm, not floating, uhm, they just weren’t there” I muttered, not really liking where all this was going.

“But your business ceased to operate for three weeks and this inoperability cost your clients all of their money?” persisted the glint.

No reply.  It was beginning to get a little hot in here and my collar had inexplicably shrunk by two sizes.

The wig ambled over to his desk, rummaged in the untidy pile of dusty looking books and emerged triumphantly, a large red tomb clutched in his right fist.

He flipped through the book marks, found one that seemed to satisfy, adjusted the precarious lenses. “You have met Judge King?” he stated.  “If not in person, then his report into corporate governance” he clarified.

“Let me assist you memory” he said without waiting for my answer and began to quote from said book, the words fading in and out of the annoying buzzing noise which attempted to drown them out.  He went on and on.

Suddenly the buzzing stopped replaced by a cold sweat started as I recognised:

‘3.2.6. The board should disclose:

That it is responsible for internal control systems and risk management, which are regularly reviewed;
That an ongoing process for identifying, evaluating and managing significant risks is and has been in place.
An adequate system of internal control provides reasonable, but not absolute, assurance exists to manage risk and to achieve business objectives;

A documented and tested disaster recovery plan exists;

Material joint ventures have been:

·         dealt with as part of the group risk management; or

·         by other means: details of which should be provided.

Any additional appropriate information on the risk management process should be provided.’

“But that was no longer our responsibility, we were in the cloud!!” I shouted in desperation.

I can’t bring myself to describe the board’s crying children, nor how some members, less strong than others, succumbed to the temptation of own hand.

I conclude by reminding you, that, as was stated by a wise United States president, ‘the buck stops here’.

The cloud takes no responsibility, how could it?      After all, it is only vapour.